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3 people WALKED OFF THE JOB at John's hotel...
fauxprose: so, he is OFFICIALLY a manager, a bellman, and a night auditor. We’re looking at straight up 80 hour weeks.  Awesome. Not.
May 13th
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May 1st
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May 1st
April 2011
6 posts
SAVE THE GOATS! →
deafeningsilence: unlikelysuccessstory: Please save the Ocean Isle Beach and Sunset Beach, NC Goats! They are wonderful creatures that have been on the islands forever, they did nothing to deserve this. Please help by signing this petition. These goats have been here for years. They aren’t in the way and don’t bother people.
Apr 26th
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March 2011
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Mar 1st
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I made my very own GLITTER SHOES!!  They are too cute and I cannot wait for them to dry so I can put them on and take pictures to share with you!  So excited :)
Mar 1st
February 2011
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Feb 28th
Why the fuck do I only buy the small Haagen-Dazs Strawberry ice cream?  Knowing damn well that I’m going to want more….like right now…3.6 oz. is NOT enought. Tomorrow I’m going to go buy the pint. Unless someone wants to bring it to me now? Please? 
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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My Big Redneck Wedding
Are there seriously people out there that act like this?! Friggin’ dead squirrels as your cake toppers? And marinated squirrel as an appetizer?!  The groom bought the bride a package of Depends because “she/him will always be able to depend on each other.”  And the fact that they are on national TV?  I’m completely dumbfounded.  WOW.
Feb 26th
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January 2011
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Jan 28th
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I have just read a bunch of blogs that I follow and I have decided that I am a horrible tumblr.  I know how to write, how to put words together and form complete sentences.  Sometimes, I even make sense.  And my life is not so horrible, that I’m funny & likeable. So, I’m wondering to myself…why does your blog look like shit?  Really?  I think I’m going to start...
Jan 24th
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November 2010
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September 2010
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Sep 7th
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my life is a mess. a definite, ridiculous mess. and i have no idea how to fix it or turn it around. everything is wrong. messed up. a cluster of nothing. one decision, august, friday 13th, 2010. completely threw my life into utter chaos.
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August 2010
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Aug 20th
ONE YEAR & 9 MONTHS UNTIL YOU COME HOME TO WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!  MY HEART IS BREAKING & I MISS YOU SO MUCH ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE MY WORLD LITTLE GIRL. LOVE YOU TO THE MOON & BACK<3
Aug 20th